Manos: The Diner of Fate.
“My name is Torgo, and I’ll be your server for today.”
(via the-misfit-toy)
That would be horrifying.
“now serving: the master’s special: two eggs and hash browns smothered in gravy. white or wheat toast.”
“i LoOk afTEr the FrYER whILe the MAsTer iS aWay.”
If they don’t have at least one waiter dressed as Torgo (and/or periodically bring out “the manager”, Master), I will be...